MyLaffs Joke #1846
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: Why did "god" give women nipples?
A: To make suckers out of men...
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Q: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
A: They have shaky hands!
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Q: Do you know why it's called sex?
A: Because it's easier to spell than... "Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!"
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Q: How do you know that you are in a real lesbian bar?
A: Not even the pool table has balls.
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell.... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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Q: Why don't blondes like vibrators?
A: They always end up chipping their teeth!
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Q: Do you know why Blondes can't make ice-cubes?
A: They lost the recipe.
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Q: Why did the dumb blonde think she could fly?
A: Because her maxi had wings!
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde is horny?
A: She'll have a pulse.
