The blonde had never in her life been fishing, but wanted to show her rich beau she was a good sport. After about an hour or so aboard his yacht, she quietly said, "How much does that lil' red and white thingee cost?"
"The float?" he asked. "Probably less than a dollar, I guess. Why do you ask?"
"Well, guess I owe you a dollar then." she replied. "Mine just sank."
