MyLaffs Joke #1844
BLONDE QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave.
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Q: Why wouldn't the blonde buy Christmas Seals?
A: She didn't know what to feed them.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde car pool?
A: They all meet at work.
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Q: How do you get four blondes to sit on a chair at once?
A: Turn the chair over.
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Q: What does
'Bones' McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier..."
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Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: 12. One to make the batter, and 11 to peel the M&M's.
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Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who won a gold medal?
A: She was so proud that she had it bronzed.
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Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
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Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: That's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!!!
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Q: Why don't blondes make Kool-Aid?
A: They can't fit all that water in that tiny packet.
