MyLaffs Joke #1842
BLONDE QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: Why don't you offer a blonde a pickle?
A: Because she'll get her head stuck in the jar.
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Q: What do blondes and computers have in common?
A: You don't appreciate them until they go down on you!
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Q: Why do they refer to blondes as "Amazon Women?"
A: Just like the Amazon, blondes are wide at the mouth.
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Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
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Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees?
A: Come.
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Q: Why are blondes like pianos?
A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.
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Q: What does a blonde say after she graduates from college?
A: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds."
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Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: It gives more head room.
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Q: How many blondes does it take to play hide-n-seek?
A: At least three, one to hide and the rest to figure out who left.
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Q: What do most blondes have against condoms?
A: Their cheeks!
