MyLaffs Joke #1840
BLONDE QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: What is the best protection against rape?
A: Dye your hair blond - no one "rapes" a blond!
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who only smelled good on the right side?
A: She didn't know where to buy left guard.
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Q: What do you call a blonde at the library?
A: Lost!
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Q: Did you hear about the newest blonde invention?
A: A parachute that opens on impact!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a pit bull?
A: Your last blow job.... ever!
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Q: Why are a blonde and turtle alike?
A: Because once they're on their back they're both fucked.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a lightbulb?
A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
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Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers, and not to talk with their mouths full.
