MyLaffs Joke #1838
BLONDE QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: What's the difference between a refrigerator and a blonde
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
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Q: What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?
A: Collecting her thoughts
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Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
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Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who became a bookkeeper?
A: She has a lot of overdue library books now.
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Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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Q: Did you hear about the carload of blondes who froze to death at the drive-in?
A: They went to see the movie "Closed For The Winter."
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Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?
A: She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box!
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Q: Why can't Blondes breast-feed their babies?
A: Because it hurts when they boil the nipples.
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Q: Why did the Blonde get fired from the M & M factory?
A: She kept throwing out the ones that had W's on them!
