MyLaffs Joke #1836
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: What's the difference between men and jellybeans?
A: Jellybeans come in different colors.
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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A tea bag.
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Q: If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and you wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
A: 8 hours, 59 minutes - who cares what she wants!
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Q. What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A. Jack
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Q: Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?
A: Sperm is handmade.
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Q: Why do women fart after they take a piss?
A: They can't shake it, so they blow it dry.
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Q: How can you tell a macho women?
A: She rolls her own tampons.
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Q: What do you do in case of fallout?
A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes
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Q: Why did God create lesbians?
A: So feminists couldn't breed.
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Q: Why are new girlfriends like a fresh roll of toilet paper?
A: Sometimes it's kind of hard to get the first piece, but after that you can rip one off anytime!
