MyLaffs Joke #1834
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QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:

Q: What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog?
A: At least when you're eating pussy, you can see the asshole in front of you.
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Q. Why can't they have baseball stadiums in Poland?
A. Everyone would be sitting behind a pole!
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Q. Why is duct tape like "The Force"?
A. Because it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe together.
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Q. How much dirt can you get out of a 4 Cubic foot hole?
A. NONE, it's a hole.
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Q. What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop, clop, clop?
A. An Amish drive-by shooting.
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Q: Why are women like screen doors?
A: Once they get banged a few times they loosen up.
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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
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Q: What's the definition of skyjacking?
A: A hand job at 32,000 feet.
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Q: What is the definition of a tough competitor?
A: In a masturbation contest, he finishes first, third, and ninth.
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Q: What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
A: Being fingered by Captain Hook.
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