MyLaffs Joke #1832
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q. What do you call a guy who lies in a pile of leaves all day?
A. Russell
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Q: What do you call a ninety-year-old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
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Q: What's the difference between a pay cheque and your dick?
A: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your pay cheque.
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Q: What did the vampire say to his female teacher?
A: See you next period.
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Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
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Q: How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
A: Very satisfying.
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Q: What's 69 and 69?
A: Dinner for four.
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Q: What are the three greatest lies?
A: (a) I will pull out. (b) small is beautiful. (c) I won't come in your mouth.
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Q: Why is life like a penis?
A: Because when it's soft it's hard to beat, but when it's hard you get screwed.
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Q: Why are men thinkers and women talkers?
A: Because men have two heads and women have four lips!
