MyLaffs Joke #1830
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: What do you call a sad day?
A: When a nymphomaniac says, "Let's just be friends"
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Q: What do women and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both squirm when you eat them.
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Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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Q: What is the first symptom of aids?
A: A heavy pounding in the rectum.
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Q: What did Adam say to Eve?
A: You'd better stand back; I don't know how big this thing gets.
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Q: Why do women have two holes so close together?
A: In case you miss.
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Q: How is a dick like fishing?
A: Throw back the small ones, eat the medium ones and mount the large ones.
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Q: What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with 'c', ends with 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in the middle?
A: A coconut.
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Q. What do you call a guy who lies on the doorstep all day?
A. Matt
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Q. What do you call a guy who leans on the wall all day?
A. Art
