MyLaffs Joke #1828
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: What happens if you get a gigabyte?
A: It megahertz.
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Q: Why did God create man?
A: Because an electric vibrator won't take out the garbage.
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Q: What is a mistress?
A: Something between a mister and a mattress.
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Q: What do you call a turtle with a hard-on?
A: A slow poke!
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Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
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Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people have a chance to have sex.
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Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it.
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Q: How do you tell if a chick's too fat to fuck?
A: When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them.
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Q: What is the difference between a young prostitute and an old prostitute?
A: One uses Vaseline, the other uses Polygrip.
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Q: How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?
A: There's a string hanging out of your bloody Mary.
