MyLaffs Joke #1813
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A young nun, after saying her morning prayers in the church, decided to take a short cut back to the Convent through the woods. As she was walking through the woods, a man jumped out from behind some bushes and approached her. Later, she ran into the Convent and went directly to the Mother Superior.

The young nun said "Mother Superior, Mother Superior, I took a short cut through the woods when a man jumped out of the bushes and he had his way with me!"

The Mother Superior calmly said, "The first thing I want you to do is to go to the kitchen and get a lemon and slice it in half, then I want you to suck all the lemon juice out of both lemon halves."

The nun replied, "Mother Superior, will that keep me from getting pregnant?"

The Mother Superior replied, "No, but it will wipe that smile off your face."
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