One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he found a frog.
The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.
Little Jimmy said it was dead.
The teacher asked how he knew.
Little Jimmy said, "I pissed in it's ear."
The teacher exclaimed, "You did what???"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."
