MyLaffs Joke #1808
A generously endowed blonde called Kelly was at a major university, often got teased by her sorority sisters for being a size 34 DD. At a fraternity party, a young man asked her what she would like to drink.
"Diet soda, please." She replied.
"Oh, you must be the double D." he said.
Kelly was furious, wondering which of her so-called friends had told such personal information. "And just what do you mean by that?" she snapped.
Surprised at her angry response, the young man meekly answered, "Oh, you know, the designated driver."