MyLaffs Joke #1807
1: Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2: A day without sunshine is like -- night.
3: On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4: I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5: 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6: 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7: I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
9: I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10: Honk if you love peace and quiet.
