MyLaffs Joke #1797
A young groom's granddad congratulated him on his wedding, and said, "The secret to enjoying a long and happy marriage is to listen to each other at all times, respect each other's wishes and to try and have sex in moderation. That way, your marriage will last as long as your grandma's and mine has."
Thanking him for his advice, the grandson asked, "What is sex like then when you get older, granddad?"
The granddad smiled at his grandson, and sighed, "Just like trying to play pool with a piece of rope!"
