MyLaffs Joke #1793
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: What's the best thing about a blow job from an Ethiopian?
A: You know she will swallow
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Q: What's the definition of eternity?
A: The time between when you cum and she leaves.
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Q: What are the three words men hate to hear during sex?
A: "Are you done?"
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Q: What are the three words women hate to hear during sex?
A: "Honey, I'm home!"
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Q: What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?
A: Married
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Q: What's the best thing about a blow job?
A: Ten minutes of silence
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Q: Why is pubic hair always curly?
A: Otherwise it'll poke your eyes.
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Q: Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
A: Neither. The rooster came first.
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Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.
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Q: What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
A: "How come?"
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Q: What has little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
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Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree and a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
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Q: What is there in common between a passionate kiss and a spider?
A: Both lead to the undoing of the fly.
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Q: What is a woman with sperm on her glasses most likely to say?
A: I saw that one coming.
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Q: What do you call gay dinosaur?
A: A mega-sore-ass
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Q: What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
A: Nothing - they were both stuck up bitches
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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two but don't ask me how they get in there
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Q: How are women and condoms alike?
A: They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
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Q: How do you spot the blind guy in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
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Q: What is the definition of suspicious?
A: A nun doing pushups in a cucumber patch.
