MyLaffs Joke #1788
BLONDES:
Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
A: Because they have to pull their own pants down.
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Q: What do blondes virgins eat?
A: Baby food .
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus.
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Q: What is foreplay for a blonde?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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Q: What is a blondes idea of dental floss?
A: Pubic hair.
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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
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Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give up?
A: Have another beer.
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Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumour.
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Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: How does a blonde try to kill fish?
A: She tries to drown it.
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Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
A: By the ears.
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Q: How do you know if a blonde likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
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Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
A: Her crayons are still sticky.
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Q: Why can't blonde's water ski?
A: Because when they get their crotch wet they think they have to lie down.
Q: Why are blonde's coffins "Y" shaped?
A: When they lie on their backs their legs open.
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Q: What did the blonde's mum say before the blondes date?
A: If your not in bed by 12, come home.
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Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
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Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A: Because when they did the splits they stuck to the floor.
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Q:
What's the difference between a fridge and a blonde?
A: A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.
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Q: What have a blonde and a moped got in common?
A: They are both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one
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Q: What does a blonde and a lottery scratch card have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About two cans of hair spray.
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Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
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Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: Nice tits!
