MyLaffs Joke #1784
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Q: How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair?
A: "Pi'tew... Spit... Pi'tew... Spit..."
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Q: What do you say to a man who you've just had sex with?
A: Say whatever you want... he's asleep.
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Q: What's the definition of oral sex?
A: The taste of things to come.
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Q: Why do mice have small balls?
A: Because so few of them know how to dance.
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Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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Q: What can a swan do easily, a goose do with some difficulty, and a lawyer ought to do frequently?
A: Shove his bill up his ass.
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Q: What is a transvestite's way of having fun?
A: Eat, drink and be Mary.
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Q: Why do hippo's make love in the water?
A: Have you ever tried to keep a fanny that big moist?
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Q: Why is a cucumber and a beer better than a man?
A: Because the beer comes in a can, not in your mouth, and a cucumber stays hard for weeks.
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Q: How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
A: None, it should be open by the time she brings it to the couch.
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Q: Why is a penis like a
Rubik cube?
A: The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Q: How do you make six pounds of fat look attractive?
A: Put a nipple on it.
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Q: What's black and white and hot?
A: A nun with pierced nipples and tattooed thighs.
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Q: What's the difference between a dick and a poo?
A: Have you ever tried sucking a poo?"
