MyLaffs Joke #1783
A navy squid returned home to visit his father the day after he was
supposed to have had his first parachute jump.
"Dad, I was real scared up there. Everyone was going out before me and I
just couldn't bring myself to jump out of that plane! So finally my commander
comes up behind me as I'm looking out the plane door and says, 'Son, if you
don't jump right this instant, I'm going to fuck you up the ass!'"
His father asks, "Well, did you jump?"
The son replies, "A little, at first."
