MyLaffs Joke #1782
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A golfer sets up for a tee shot with a row of trees and an out-of-bounds on the right side. He slices wildly and the ball heads of in the direction of the trees.

About 15 minutes later, a highway patrolman approaches him. "Is this your ball?"

"Yes, I think it is."

"Well," says the officer, "it went over the trees and through the window of a house. It hit a cat and the cat ran out the front door. A bus was driving by at the time and the driver, trying to miss the cat, hit a tree. The bus exploded into flames and twenty people were killed."

"Oh my god, that's terrible," said the golfer. "Is there anything I can do?"

The policeman replied, "Well, you might try keeping your left arm a little straighter and start your down swing with your hips."
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