MyLaffs Joke #1782
A golfer sets up for a tee shot with a row of trees and an
out-of-bounds on the right side. He slices wildly and the ball heads of in the
direction of the trees.
About 15 minutes later, a highway patrolman approaches him. "Is this your
ball?"
"Yes, I think it is."
"Well," says the officer, "it went over the trees and through
the window of a house. It hit a cat and the cat ran out the front door. A bus
was driving by at the time and the driver, trying to miss the cat, hit a tree.
The bus exploded into flames and twenty people were killed."
"Oh my god, that's terrible," said the golfer. "Is there
anything I can do?"
The policeman replied, "Well, you might try keeping your left arm a
little straighter and start your down swing with your hips."