A man saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the nightclub bar, so he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said, "You really smell good. What's that you have on?"
The flattered girl told him it was Channel #5. Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?"
He replied, "Well, I've got a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it!"
