A bashful man went shopping for a brassiere for his wife. He entered a lingerie shop and waited until it was empty of customers. Then he scurried over and asked for a bra.
"What size?" asked the clerk.
"I don't know." Replied the perplexed husband.
She asked, "Well, are they like grapefruits?"
His reply was, "No... not close"
"Like oranges?" She questioned.
"No... not close." He said.
She tried again, "Are they like eggs?"
He sighed, "Yeah, like eggs, only fried!"
