MyLaffs Joke #1755
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A young couple found themselves at the Pearly Gates. They told St. Peter that they had been killed in a car wreck on the way to their wedding. They said they loved each other very much, and wanted to go ahead and get married.

St. Peter said, "Come on in, and sit down and think this over for a hundred years, and if you still want to get married, come back and see me."

At the end of the 100 years, they returned to St. Peter and told him that they still wanted to get married. He told them to go think it over for another 100 years.

At the end of the second 100 years they returned again and said they still wanted to be married. St. Peter told them to go think it over for 300 years.

The young man said, "First, you told us to go think for 100 years, and then you told us to think it over for another 100 years, and now you tell us to go think for 300 more years. What's all this waiting about?"

"Well," replied St. Peter, "I did think there'd be a preacher up here by now."
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