MyLaffs Joke #1752
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A sheep farmer made his monthly journey into town to buy supplies. While loading up his pickup, he spotted one of the girls who worked at the bordello watching him. "Say, honey," he asked, "what is the
going rate these days?"

"A hundred bucks." She replied.

"By Gosh," he exclaimed with disgust, "if every man raised sheep, we wouldn't need you women."

"Yeah," she said, "and if vibrators could cut the grass, we wouldn't need you men, either."
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