MyLaffs Joke #1745
The young and new priest is nervous about hearing confessions. He asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. They both climb into the booth, and for a while he listens to the young priest as he works.
The old priest suggests, "Cross you arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand."
The new priest tries this.
The old priest suggests: "Try saying things like, "I see, yes, go on, and I understand. How did you feel about that?'"
So the new priest tries the suggestions, and they work very well.
The older priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying 'God Damn," "No shit!" and "What happened next?"
