MyLaffs Joke #1743
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Q: Did you hear about the queer termite?
A: He went for the woodpecker.
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Q: Did you hear about the queer Canadian Mountie?
A: No only does he get his man...... He gets to keep him!!!!!!
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Q: What's a queers favorite dish in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Cream of Sum Yung Guy.
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Q: Why did the Jewish lesbian move to Israel?
A: She missed the Hebrew tongue.
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Q: What's the definition of "hell on earth?"
A: A blind lesbian in a fish store.
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Q: What did the lesbian bumper sticker say?
A: "Save a tree. Eat a beaver."
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Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur Traders
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Q: What's the difference between meat and fish?
A: Guys don't beat their fish.
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Q: Why can't a blonde tell the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A: Well, she's never unzipped a mosquito.
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Q: What's brown and sounds like a doorbell?
A: Dung!
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Q: How do you catch a bra?
A: Set a booby trap.
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Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A: No phone numbers.
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Q: What's a birth control pill?
A: The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep from becoming pregnant.
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Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patio Furniture.
