MyLaffs Joke #1741
An old farmer comes running across field screaming. The farmer's wife was at kitchen window wondering what the hell is going on. He rushes in the house and says "Ma, get in bed I got a hard on."
She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed.
He loses his hard on and gives her a lecture, "Next time I come screaming you be in bed ready."
Two months later here he comes screaming across field.
She sighs and gets in bed.
He rushes in and says, "Ma you damn sex maniac get out of bed ... the barns on fire!"
