Two Australians rob a bank and all they get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each. After a while they meet again and one asks the other, "What did you find in your sack?"
"Half a million."
"Aw... that's a lot! What did you do with the cash?"
"I bought a house. How about your sack?"
"Bah... it was full o' bills."
"And what did you do with them?"
"Eh well . . . little by little, I'm paying them off . . ."
