MyLaffs Joke #1735
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A man dressed in a Napoleon costume and hiding his right hand in his coat entered the psychiatrist's office and exclaimed, "Doctor, I need your help right away."

"I can see that," retorted the doctor. "Lie down and tell me your problem."

"I don't have any problem," the man snapped. "In fact, as Emperor of France, I have everything I could possibly want money, women, and power! But, I'm afraid my wife, Josephine is in deep mental trouble."

"I see," said the doc, humoring his patient. "And what seems to be her problem?"

"For some strange reason," answered the unhappy man, "she thinks she's 'Mrs.Smith.'"
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