MyLaffs Joke #1733
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At a college dance and this guy asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug."

She says, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "Here, we call this a kiss."

She says, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

A long time later, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to bop her, and says, "Here, we call this a grass sandwich."

She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but, we usually put more meat in it."
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