MyLaffs Joke #1724
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Sam and Zelda are in their 80's. Sam always wanted an expensive pair of alligator shoes. Seeing them on sale one day, he purchased them. He wears them home and when he arrives, he asks his wife, Zelda, "So . . . do you notice anything different about me?"

"What's different?" Zelda replies.

Frustrated and angry, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, just wearing the new shoes.

"So, Zelda . . . NOW do you notice anything different?"

"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down tomorrow."

Infuriated, Sam yells, "Do you know WHY it's hanging down? 'Cause it's looking at my NEW SHOES!!!"

Zelda replies, "You should've bought a hat."
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