MyLaffs Joke #1716
GREAT IMPONDERABLES
* When an agnostic dies, does he go to the
'great perhaps'?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
* Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?
* Why is there a road sign that says "Braille Institute, Next Exit"?
* Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
* If procrastinators had a club, would they ever have a meeting?
* If the No. 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still No. 2?
* Have you ever wondered why just one letter makes all the difference between here and there?
* When you go into a hotel, you always see reception. Why do you never just see ception?
* If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
* If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
* Isn't it strange that the same people who laugh at gypsy fortune-tellers take economists seriously?
* If genetic scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra, would they get a four-legged chicken with its own bar code?
* If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
* Why is there always one in every crowd?
* If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
* Who decided "Hotpoint" would be a good name for a company that sells refrigerators?
* How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
