The convicted rapist was brought up in front of the Prison parole board for review. The board chairman read the man's record, which had dozens of arrests for unnatural sex acts with women from Sacramento to Anaheim.
"Are we expected to believe that this prison term has cured you of your perversions?"
"Oh, yes," said the prisoner. "Just ask the guard who's standing behind me. I'll never touch another woman again, will I, darling?"
