MyLaffs Joke #1713
It was many years ago, when a woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it?
Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was sixteen.
She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar. One day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be sixteen tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother.
The woman said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, milk, and other groceries for the last sixteen years and watch the expression on his face!"
