MyLaffs Joke #1700
This guy goes out drinking with a buddy after work. Several hours go by and the guy is
shit-faced and pukes all over himself. He says to his buddy, "I'm so screwed when I get home to the wife, I'm a drunken mess and I've puked on my shirt".
His buddy says,
"No problem, got 20 bucks? Take the $20, put it in your shirt pocket and when you get home tell the wife some guy puked on your shirt and gave you $20 to get it cleaned".
The guy thinks this is the perfect story so they go back to drinking. About
3 a.m. the guy comes rolling in the door and there is his wife waiting for him. She says, "Look at
yourself, you pathetic drunk loser, you puked all over your shirt!"
The guy responds, "No, no. Some drunk guy puked on my shirt and gave me $20 to get it cleaned, see look in my shirt pocket".
The wife reaches in his pocket and pulls out two $20 bills and says, "Hey, there's 40 bucks here!!"
"Oh yea, he shit my pants too."
