MyLaffs Joke #1692
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QUESTIONS and ANSWERS

Q: What do priests have in common with a Christmas tree?
A: Their balls are purely decorative!
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Q: Did you hear about the gay man that put a nicotine patch on his dick?
A: He's down to two butts a day.
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Q: What do women and airplanes have in common??
A: Both have a cockpit!
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Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
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Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
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Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: What is the difference between men and women:....
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
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Q: Why do blondes whistle in the shower?
A: So they know which lips to wash.
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Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
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Q. What's the difference between a Scotsman and Mick Jagger?
A. Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud" -- A Scotsman says "Hey McCloud get off my ewe"
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