MyLaffs Joke #1680
The boy just takes the girlfriend back to her home after being out together and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her: "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? You're crazy???!!!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no
problem."
"No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."
"At this time of the night no one will show
up..."
"I've already said NO, and NO."
"Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it
too..."
"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
"My love... don't be like
that..."
At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says to the girl, "Dad says you can blow, or that I can blow, or he will come down and blow himself, but for God's sake to tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!".