MyLaffs Joke #1674
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A man goes to the doctor complaining of badly swollen hemorrhoids.

The doctor examines him carefully, then gives the man a dozen suppositories. "Use these one at a time, replacing them as they dissolve. You should be better in a day or two."

The man leaves with the suppositories in hand.

An hour later the man returns and tells the doctor that the suppositories are all gone, and that he is still in pain.

The doctor is astounded! "My God, what did you do with those suppositories, eat them?"

The man replied, "What the hell did you want me to do with them ... shove them up my ass."
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