MyLaffs Joke #1670
A Doctor recently had a patient 'drop' in on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked.
The aged Gentleman replied, "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, I can hardly catch my breath! Doctor, I'm scarred!"
The Doctor, looking at his eighty-six year old patient, said, "Mr. Smith, these sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years, but tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?"
The old man's response was, "Well ... three times last night, and twice again this morning!"
