MyLaffs Joke #1661
QUOTES:
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! -- Anonymous
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -- Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -- Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. -- Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencken
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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." -- U2
