MyLaffs Joke #1656
A secret agent was sent to Wales to pick up some very sensitive information from an agent called Jones. His instructions were to walk around town using a code phrase until he met his fellow agent.
He found himself on a desolate country road and finally ran into a farmer.
"Hello, said the agent, "I'm looking for a man called Jones."
"Well you're in luck," said the farmer, "as it happens, there's a village right over the hill, where there's a butcher called Jones, the baker is named Jones, three widows are called Jones. In fact my name is Jones."
Aha, thought the agent, here's my man. So he whispered the secret code. "The sun is shining..... the grass is growing..... the cows are ready for milking."
"Oh" said the farmer, "you're looking for Jones the spy -- he's in the village over the other direction."
