MyLaffs Joke #1648
REMEMBER WHEN..........
* Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."
* Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do it over!"
* "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
* Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly."
* Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.
* It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
* Being old referred to anyone more than 20.
* The net on a tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and rules didn't matter.
* The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
* It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.
* It was unbelievable dodgeball wasn't an Olympic event.
* Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot.
* Nobody was prettier than Mom.
* Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
* It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people"rides at the amusement park.
* Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
* Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare."
* Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures.
* No shopping trip was complete unless a new toy was brought home.
* "Olly-olly-oxen-free" made perfect sense.
* Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
* The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
* War was a card game.
* Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.
* Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.
* Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.
* Ice cream was considered a basic food group.
* Older siblings were the worst tormentors but also the fiercest protectors!
