MyLaffs Joke #1640
SOMETHING TO SAY - WHEN YOU'RE HAVING "ONE OF THOSE DAYS"!!!
1: Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
2: Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3: A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
4: Do I look like a fucking people person?
5: This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
6: If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
7: Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
8: Let me show how the guards used to do it.
9: And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be..?
10: Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
11: Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
12: Do they ever shut up on your planet?
13: I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
14: I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
15: How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
16: You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
17: Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18: Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
19: You look like shit. Is that the style now?
20: Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
