MyLaffs Joke #1636
HIS and HERS ROAD TRIP
HERS:
* Pulls off at wrong exit.
* Opens window.
* Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer.
* Arrives at destination presently.
HIS:
* Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
* Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
* Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
* Finally rolls down window.
* Pulls up to a 7-11.
* Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky.
* Asks foreigner behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
* Gets back into car.
* Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
* Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because Habib El-Mahawatashmin said it was.
* Almost hits a deer.
* Curses the night.
* Curses the large slurpee.
* Stops by the side of the road.
* Takes a leak.
* Still taking a leak.
* Almost done.
* I think.
* Returns to car.
* Drives and fiddles with radio.
* Yells at you for suggesting the map again.
* Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.
* He hates your sister.
* Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel.
* He had to look up pernicious.
* Couldn't find a dictionary.
* Finally found a dictionary.
* Couldn't spell pernicious.
* Seethes at the memory of it all.
* And of course you're still lost.
