MyLaffs Joke #1635
BENEFITS OF BEING FEMALE
* We got off the Titanic first.
* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
* We never ejaculate prematurely.
* We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
* We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
* When we buy a vibrator it is sexy. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
* We don't have to get our strength up between sessions... and it's much easier for us to get "some" in the first place.
* We can get off on teenagers without being called dirty old perverts.
* Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours.
* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
* We can cry and get off speeding fines.
* Taxis stop for us.
* We've never had the hots for cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
