MyLaffs Joke #1633
EDUCATING WOMEN, COURSES NOW BEING OFFERED:
1: Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2: The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3: Combating Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday
4: Parties: Going Without New Outfits
5: Man Management: Discover How Chores Can Wait Until After the Game
6: Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
7: Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His
8: Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You...
9: Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First
10: Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
11: Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging
12: Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire (uh-uhm)
13: Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share
14: Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
15: Introduction to Parking
16: Advanced Parking: Reversing Into a Space/Parallel Parking
17: Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving Towels on the Floor
18: Water Retention: Fact or Fat
19: Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
20: Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption
21: Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
22: Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
23: PMS: Your Problem... Not His
24: Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
25: Sex - It's For Married Couples Too
26: Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
27: Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
28: Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
29: Ballet: For Women Only
30: Oil and Gasoline: Your Car Needs BOTH
31: Learning to Use Public Toilets
32: Learning to Use the Toilet in Bars Without your Friends
33: Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big? - Why Men Lie
34: TV Remotes: For Men Only
35: Sexy Lingerie: It's Not Just For Special Occasions
