MyLaffs Joke #1624
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:
Q: Why did God give men penises ?
A: So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
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Q: What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick ?
A: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
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Q: How is a woman like a laxative ?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for ?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".
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Q: Why do men die before their wives ?
A: They want to.
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women ?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
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Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull ?
A: Lipstick.
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Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin ?
A: You come in one and go in the other.
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Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex ?
A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
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Q: What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A: Money.
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Q: Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
A: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women ?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job ?
A: After 5 years your job will still suck.
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Q: What's the best thing about a blow job ?
A: Ten minutes of silence.
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Q: What are the two things you can't get at home?
A: Eggs Benedict and a blow job.
