MyLaffs Joke #1622
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RECENTLY DISCOVERED BENEFITS OF WORSHIPING AND ADORING YOUR MAN'S PENIS:

1: Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life.
2: If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.
3: A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.
4: Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to ten minutes on the treadmill.
5: Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.
6: Intercourse prevents divorce.
7: Regular fucking releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells.
8: Sex eliminates headaches.
9: Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, "Thou shalt make thy man hard", triples your chances of getting into heaven.
10: Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.
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