MyLaffs Joke #1614
POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS FOR MEN
* He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
* He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
* He doesn't GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He investigates ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
* He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICULAR REGRESSION.
* He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
* He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
* He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
* He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.
* He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
* He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has an INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENT.
* He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
